Here’s the problem: You buy a bunch of bananas at the store and initially, they’re all green. Then one day…BOOM!!!…they’re all ripe at the same time. Now it’s a race against time. You might even have to eat two in one day. It’s banana overdose. Then you get sick of them and don’t want to buy bananas for a month. Then you miss them and the whole process begins anew.

Here’s my solution: Bananas should be sold individually, like apples. And stores should keep bananas at a variety of ripeness stages. This way, I could buy several bananas and enjoy them immediately and for the rest of the week. This doesn’t preclude stores from selling bananas the old-fashioned way, but it just offers the CHOICE of enjoying a bunch of bananas on MY schedule.

Ultimately, it’s a question of power. Why do bananas make the rules? And why do they all gang up against me?

This is a pointless rant on bananas. I’m sorry if you read this all the way through. God help you.

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